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|author_name=Eiji-kun
|date_created=4-1-13
|status=Stuck in chair, cat cut off circulation in legs.  Help!
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== Figurine of Limestone Lapcat ==
[[Summary::This appears to be a [[Figurine of Limestone Cat (3.5e Equipment)|figurine of limestone cat]].  It's adorible, but its sinister nature comes to light when you least expect it.  So, like a real cat. | ]]

This appears to be a [[Figurine of Limestone Cat (3.5e Equipment)|figurine of limestone cat]].  It's adorible, but its sinister nature comes to light when you least expect it.  So, like a real cat.

The limestone lapcat functions as a limestone cat which is very friendly and playful, even willing to follow commands from time to time.  However, after 3 days of ownership the next time the owner goes prone (either in combat or simply by sitting down) the limestone lapcat appears napping upon the owner's lap, possessing unusual heft and weight.  Try as one might, the owner cannot dislodge the lapcat as it twists, turns, and applies claws to remain affixed to its owner in the most inconvenient way possible, and shifting its unnatural weight around in impossible ways.

The owner is forever considered prone, even if managing to stand up, due to the weight of the cat affixed to their lap.  In fact, it's more beneficial to actually be prone as while "standing" you take the penalties of being prone, but not the benefits.

When its cursed form is activated, the limestone cat is indestructible and does not return to its statue form again until a ''[[SRD:Remove Curse|remove curse]]'' of at least 12th caster level, or a ''[[SRD:Break Enchantment|break enchantment]]'' or higher curse-breaking spell is applied at which it drops off and returns to statue form.

Faint transmutation; CL 6th; [[SRD:Craft Wondrous Item|Craft Wondrous Item]], ''[[SRD:Animate Objects|animate objects]]'', ''[[SRD:Bestow Curse|bestow curse]]'', ''[[SRD:Charm Person|charm person]]''; Price [[Cost::75 gp]].
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Author	Eiji-kun +
Cost	75 gp +
Identifier	3.5e Equipment +
Rating	Undiscussed +
Summary	This appears to be a figurine of limestone cat. It's adorible, but its sinister nature comes to light when you least expect it. So, like a real cat. +
Title	Figurine of Limestone Lapcat +