User talk:XX the memenist Xx/Warlord (5e Class)

Starting Equipment

You start with an... army? >_> --Ghostwheel (talk) 11:37, 12 May 2016 (UTC)

No you don't start with an army you start with a book on how to manage your army which you will get at level 3 XX the memenist Xx (talk) 20:45, 12 May 2016 (UTC)

I'm trying to imagine this in my head. Here I am, Joe the Warlord. I have a sword and a "How to Army for Dummies" book. After a few trips in the Dungeon of Endless Goblins, I walk out and run into a group of people of indeterminate size, somewhere between 20 and 20,000,000,000,000,000,000 people, who say they want to fight for me. Since there's no rules on that, I'm going to assume each and every one of them is Goku. I proceed to conquer the universe, because why not. Thanks "How to Army for Dummies"! You somehow got me an army at level 3! -- Eiji-kun (talk) 20:51, 12 May 2016 (UTC)

Well I imagine the size of the army will be determined by the class features. Although, what do the book do mechanically? Is it just a book about managing your army? --Leziad (talk) 22:18, 12 May 2016 (UTC)

D14 Wat

While d14 dice do exist as joke dice, without such a novelty item or an online RNG there's no feasible way to roll for HP. If you want part of their shtick to be durability or toughness then you should make the hit die a d10 or d12 and give them some kind of class feature that makes them tougher rather than using a die that almost no one has. Granted, this fix would be slapping a d12 band-aid on the ruptured appendix that is this class, but it's really bothering me. As has been pointed out above, there are other, much more glaring issues with the balance of this class. Spanambula (talk) 21:14, 12 May 2016 (UTC)