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Contents
Jester Jokes
Have you ever needed a joke to add flavor you a court jester, street performer, amusing child or eccentric fellow. Here shall be a place to find them. Feel free to add your own.
Joke 1
Q: What kind of monster brings you chocolates and flowers before it eats you?
A: A Romanticore.
Joke 2
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door?
A: Matt
Joke 3
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake?
A: Bob
Joke 4
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole?
A: Phil
Joke 5
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
A: Art
Joke 6
Q: Why do dwarves have such big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Joke 7
A horse walks into a bar and yells "Hey!".
Joke 8
Three dragons walk into a bar... there were no survivors.
Joke 9
2 humans walk into a bar, the halfling walks under it.
Joke 10
An Ogre walks into a bar with flint and steel. The bartender lets him in but says, "Don't start anything".
Bad Jokes
For the jesters that aren't really that funny.
Bad Joke 1
A barbarian, a rogue and a wizard are sitting in a sinking boat. The rogue is hiding so the barbarian throws the wizard overboard.
Bad joke 2
A barbarian, a rogue and a wizard is sitting in a sinking boat. The rogue is hiding and the wizard teleports away, so the barbarian jumps overboard himself.
Bad joke 3
A group of adventurers is trying to extract information from a farmer. They finally give up and begin to walk away. Suddenly the wizard says, "I bet the pig could tell us what we need to know". The rogue then says, "Yea, I bet the barbarian could talk to it also. they have the same intelligence
Pickup Lines
Because hey, it happens a lot in bars.
Pickup Line 1
"Is that a rod of lordly might in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Pickup Line 2
"Maybe it's just your charm spell, but your hotness is overcoming my fire resistance."
Pickup Line 3
"Are you a wizard? Because I was just enchanted."
Pickup Line 4
"Is that your new spell, Stunning Jugs, or is it all natural?"
Pickup Line 5
"Do you want to find out how to soften my Immovable Rod?"
Riddles
They're riddles okay.
Riddle 1
Q: A man was once adventuring through a forest when he was captured by a barbaric tribe. As punishment for trespassing he had to choose his death and the tribes shaman told him "if you say a false statement you will be thrown off a cliff and if you say a true statement you will be eaten by dire lions" the man had to outwit the tribe but how?
A:There are two answers depending on how the people who got told the riddle respond
If they get it wrong: The man says he will be thrown of a cliff, now if the chieftain throws him of the cliff it will be a true statement so he should be fed to lions but then it becomes a false statemnet so he should be thrown of a cliff which is then a true statement and this keeps looping but since the man outwitted the chieftain he is free to go.
If they say the above answer: The man outwitted the chieftain through the above example and since the chieftain hates to lose he bashed the skull of the man, killing him.
Ramblings of a Mad Man/Drunk Man/Drugged Man
for those times where the ramblings of someone sets the game back on track or just to annoy the PCs.
Rambling 1
Q: Have you seen this man.
A: I have seen many of him.
Rambling 2
"Were in a world where we are all controlled by a god-like figure that controls our lives through magical dice. Think about it" - Local Madman.
Something fun for DMs
If you ever want an annoying monster that the players have to get through using riddles here is a suggestion: Ask the PC to invent a completely new colour not a different shade of colours a completely new color. Then watch as they fail because it's impossible and even if they somehow come up with color it is impossible to explain it.
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| Author | Ganteka Future + |
| Identifier | 3.5e Other + |
| Rating | Unrated + |
| Title | Jester Jokes + |
