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===='''Joke 6====''' Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs carried by a knight? A: Lance '''Joke 7'''
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===='''Joke 9====10''' Two humans walk into a bar, the halfling walks under it. '''Joke 11''' An ogre walks into a bar with flint and steel. The bartender lets him in but says, "Don't start anything".
2 humans walk into a bar, the halfling walks under it.'''Joke 12'''
====Joke 10====Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
An Ogre walks into a bar with flint and steel. The bartender lets A: It doesn't matter what you call him in but says, "Donhe't start anything"s not gonna come.
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=Ramblings of a Mad Man/Drunk Man/Drugged Man=
for those times where the ramblings of someone sets the game back on track or just to annoy the PCs.
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Q: Have you seen this man.
A: I have seen many of him.
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"We live in a world where we are all controlled by a god-like figure that controls our lives through magical dice. Think about it" - Local Madman.
=Something fun for DMs=
If you ever want an annoying monster that the players have to get through using riddles here is a suggestion: Ask the PC to invent a completely new colour not a different shade of colours a completely new color. Then watch as they fail because it's impossible and even if they somehow come up with color it is impossible to explain it.
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=Jester Jokes=
Have you ever needed a joke to add flavor you a court jester, street performer, amusing child or eccentric fellow. Here shall be a place to find them. Feel free to add your own.
Q: What kind of monster brings you chocolates and flowers before it eats you?
A: A Romanticore.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole?
A: Phil
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
A: Art
Q: Why do dwarves have such big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
A horse walks into a bar and yells "Hey!".
Three dragons walk into a bar... there were no survivors.
=Bad Jokes=
For the jesters that aren't really that funny.
A barbarian, a rogue and a wizard are sitting in a sinking boat. The rogue is hiding so the barbarian throws the wizard overboard.
A barbarian, a rogue and a wizard is are sitting in a sinking boat. The rogue is hiding and the wizard teleports away, so the barbarian jumps overboard himself.
A group of adventurers is trying to extract information from a farmer. They finally give up and begin to walk away. Suddenly the wizard says, "I bet the pig could tell us what we need to know". The rogue then says, "Yea, I bet the barbarian could talk to it also. too, <i>they have the same intelligence."</i>
=Pickup Lines=
Because hey, it happens they happen a lot in bars.
"Is that a rod of lordly might in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Maybe it's just your <i>charm</i> spell, but your hotness is overcoming my fire resistance."
"Are you a wizard? Because I was just <i>enchanted</i>."
"Is that your new spell, <i>Stunning Jugs</i>, or is it all natural?"
"Do you want to find out how to soften my <i>Immovable Rod</i>?"
They're riddles okay.
Q: A man was once adventuring through a forest when he was captured by a barbaric tribe. As punishment for trespassing he had to choose his death and the tribes shaman told him "if you say a false statement you will be thrown off a cliff and if you say a true statement you will be eaten by dire lions" the man had to outwit the tribe but how?
A:There are three answers depending on how the people who got told the riddle respond.
If they get it wrong: The man says he will be thrown of a cliff, now if the chieftain throws him of the cliff it will be a true statement so he should be fed to lions but then it becomes a false statemnet so he should be thrown of a cliff which is then a true statement and this keeps looping but since the man outwitted the chieftain he is free to go.
The chieftain may also decide to throw the man off of a cliff and then feed him to dire lions.
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