The Cursed Vagabonds (3.5e Quest)/For DMs

For DMs

Listed here is a bunch of information to help you get the game set up and how to go about setting up challenges for these cursed vagabonds. So, sit back and soak some of this up. It also won't really hurt the game if the players read this, since the DM is still plotting out everything. This really boils down to just a guideline. Break it at any time you want to deviate since you're the one running the game.

In order to keep the game going, make sure you know your group's pace. If you want a shorter game, be sure to push along in-game time to keep on schedule for how long you have to play for.

Setting Up Challenges

For a group of 1st level commoners with weak weapons and 4 hp, any opponent other than an unarmed commoner is a scary prospect to fight. Even against a commoner, a couple bad rolls in a row could mean brutal death.

The players might be extra bold at first, attempting to secure better gear and items as quickly as possible to ease the pressure of their horrible statistics. If if fails for them, offer other opportunities later. Player should be pro-active in their pursuits, but if not, feel free to toss a couple easy marks occasionally. Not everything has to be a great challenge.

You're encouraged to bait the players with tempting situations to see how they handle them. Allow the players to calculate and judge proper risk and reward, or at least the option to properly calculate, since they could fail a Spot check to notice something vital.

Expect to see some of them attempting coup-de-grace attacks or lobbing stones off a rooftop. They'll likely do all kinds of silly things that sound good at first, but after a failed roll, go downhill quickly. Then the panic sets in. Just remember, grisly deaths are likely to make a mess of one's clothes.

Also, if the vagabonds sneak into houses at night to wreck up the place, avoid mentioning any children. Ügar frowns upon killing children (docking tallies from vagabonds who do so, also reprimands). That's not really something we want to encourage. Though, it's still your game so do whatever.

Commoners

You really don't need to look up stats for a basic commoner. Just look up whatever race and apply those modifiers. Commoners are ordinarily gonna have 4 hp and no other modifiers to their rolls. Don't even worry about their skills or feats if you don't want to. Specific kinds of commoners can get a few bonuses (the ol' DM's friend of +2 bonus as necessary works well here). Loggers, miners, longshoremen, coolies, thugs and goons are probably going to get some strength bonus, but might otherwise be normal commoners.

Warriors & Other NPC-Classed Opponents

These guys are a step up in difficulty, often with two or three HD. They usually have some gear on them, making them a target out of necessity to loot upon killing. A direct confrontation is unlikely, so expect those vagabonds to come up with tricks. If they keep using the same tricks over, spice up the situation a bit to add more drama. These are probably your city guards, who are going to be out on patrols at night and in the day. As the week goes on, if the killings are conspicuous, they'll be out in full force, perhaps even setting up traps, especially if they notice a pattern to the killings.

PC-Classed Opponents

These guys are likely to be avoided by the vagabonds unless they're feeling particularly daring. Any kind of well-armored or magically-inclined character can easily one-shot a cursed vagabond. PC-classed characters occasionally hang out in groups in bars and inns. Nobles also tend to employ them as necessary.

Special Challenges

These should be used sparingly, especially if the don't net the vagabonds any tallies. Guard dogs, ogre bodyguards, minotaur shock troops, watchmen on horseback and summoned monsters are all going to be intimidating for a cursed vagabond. If constantly beset by challenges beyond their capacity, the players may lose heart (and interest in the game).

NPCs

As DM, you're going to go through a lot of NPCs very quickly, what with all the killing. You probably won't have to name that many of them, but they should still stand out in some way.

Here's a handy list of medieval occupations to browse through: Medieval Occupations

Names

Coming up with names on the fly can be tricky and are likely to sound stupid or generic. Why break tradition with these names.

Quick Names:

1: Roll a d10 to determine the column.

2: Roll a d20 to determine the name.

Table: 100 Female NPC Names

01	Kala Tien	21	Drusilla Clovish	41	Mallisa Ante	61	Agnea Addams	81	Milda Linseed
02	Genna Heine	22	Hellen Norma	42	Micah Ruststoke	62	Mabel Oakbar	82	Magali Irmgard
03	Ila Harriet	23	Naomi Blackbrick	43	Cathryn Katharina	63	Deborah Seikkinen	83	Celina Applebuck
04	Adrienne Shim	24	Shayla Kum	44	Geneva Oberhelm	64	Ria Gallipeau	84	Yuriko Chen
05	Laree Kris	25	Priscilla Dawnfowl	45	Erinn Temple	65	Misty Zenobia	85	Fonda Imelda
06	Emeline Venita	26	Klara Jordan	46	Jolene Potash	66	Jettie Kortney	86	Danille Bigham
07	Selma Batwig	27	Barby Dayle	47	Ursula Anisha	67	Barbra Glassweight	87	Diana Painter
08	Shu Kary	28	Ja Drema	48	Eleanor Elida	68	Temeka Samira	88	Nicola Aiko
09	Mattie Massey	29	Garnett Kaycee	49	Myriam Stodge	69	Elwanda Fletcher	89	Sherrill Precious
10	Ramona Islander	30	Caryn Clarissa	50	Margette Conchita	70	Lorraine Aldmin	90	Jewell Rushing
11	Hortensia Avery	31	Lexie Lorretta	51	Alva Prieto	71	Lesia Zuzu	91	Arletha Grayrock
12	Viktorya Jade	32	Nelle Oxborn	52	Sherry Shoreman	72	Marcie Lady	92	Kirstin Tania
13	Jaimie Graciela	33	Corita Ulla	53	Sherlene Lizardwright	73	Swanda Mozelle	93	Ayaka Wando
14	Davinia Claycock	34	Babala Marisa	54	Lola Sharktooth	74	Rita Quinn	94	Senaida Dandria
15	Irma Hawk	35	Ceola Dalila	55	Elicia Sadie	75	Arminda Candice	95	Gael Brower
16	Xenia Marcela	36	Ella Merton	56	Reiko Lakesha	76	Gwynzel Shepherd	96	Eloise Parasol
17	Jaleesa Lavern	37	Kenna Meldar	57	Kaye Angelmen	77	Jasmin Christina	97	Coleen Taneka
18	Pippie Singleton	38	Ione Briner	58	Lenora Golda	78	Maki Faye	98	Bera Allram
19	Layla Emelda	39	Tristie Greenguard	59	Teevetti Vanin	79	Gabriella Galinna	99	Shannon Kilkoyne
20	Aimee Hahn	40	Crystal Pines	60	Gertrude Lissbeth	80	Emelia Stoutfish	00	Aurelien Devigne

Table: 100 Male NPC Names

01	Wynell Gussie	21	Bruno Fruchart	41	Anton Weaver	61	Ian Phelps	81	Aldo Rendon
02	Pavlo Gresser	22	Clement Gantier	42	Geraldo Landu	62	Luke Belltower	82	Buzz Dayswell
03	Chapman Valentine	23	Greogg Lennepec	43	Deon Floy	63	Byram Milton	83	Davis Carbone
04	Garris Edds	24	Charles Rosamond	44	Bram Helton	64	Smitty Mercer	84	Ronald Dalton
05	Bronson Keppler	25	Jorg Jompurs	45	Toraho Yahairo	65	Cuevas Gomez	85	Andrew Kincade
06	Dell Gudrun	26	Brogan Hahn	46	Cameron Belanger	66	Scott Shackers	86	Morth Bramford
07	Kron Greenbolt	27	Hugh Embers	47	Gregor Montoya	67	Kenneth Korter	87	Seamus Barrer
08	Jeremy Carlysle	28	Kabiru Nasiru	48	Haengwoo Lee	68	Taylor Deezee	88	Finn Fronk
09	Ray Rhoad	29	Dale Melvin	49	Ron Macklem	69	Jameson Erstwhiles	89	Kenneth Cromdor
10	Gary Barnyard	30	Muso Alli	50	Avokate Okocha	70	Bertram Whistler	90	Jannek Ovia
11	Gabriel Barragan	31	Alfredo Cortez	51	Josefa Toolyard	71	Wallace Easdon	91	Brick Poorstag
12	Gudrun Loida	32	Bryan Ferraro	52	Renfield Peckgray	72	Brant Wansley	92	Jory Gooi
13	Joaquim Branco	33	Demetrius Cockcroft	53	Colt Mander	73	Arthur Burgess	93	Sal Avalos
14	Clement Chabot	34	Guttersworth Bridger	54	Allen Tracy	74	Saul Barrister	94	Anthony Morrison
15	William Anderton	35	Todd Siegler	55	Jurado Shackler	75	David Harbin	95	Jacyard Colletto
16	Kilgore Donaldson	36	Rick Slugsmith	56	Pierre Hemond	76	Paul Beery	96	Armando Daza
17	Karl Nettie	37	Marc Ottor	57	Ouzdavu Cummuta	77	Myles Brasshand	97	Yolimar Maestre
18	Fabien Brasselet	38	Geoff Vickars	58	Damien Klaver	78	Barr Gordon	98	Wade Spiceman
19	Bours Palmer	39	Prince Igwe	59	Denndor Pritchens	79	Emil Wecker	99	Torry Schlein
20	Roman Marino	40	Guy Harrison	60	Edwin Crestport	80	Grant Burroway	00	Raul Soursop

Traits

NPCs should stand out from one another if they do any talking at all. Here's are some lists of character traits you can apply. Just roll a d% once or twice.

Table: 100 Character Traits

#1-25		#26-50		#51-75		#76-100
#	Trait	#	Trait	#	Trait	#	Trait
1	Honest	26	Messy	51	Patriotic	76	Able
2	Light-hearted	27	Neat	52	Fun-loving	77	Quiet
3	Grim	28	Joyful	53	Popular	78	Curious
4	Obtuse	29	Strong	54	Successful	79	Reserved
5	Brave	30	Bright	55	Responsible	80	Pleasing
6	Conceited	31	Courageous	56	Lazy	81	Bossy
7	Mischievous	32	Serious	57	Wistful	82	Witty
8	Demanding	33	Morose	58	Helpful	83	Brash
9	Thoughtful	34	Humorous	59	Simple-minded	84	Tireless
10	Keen	35	Sorrowful	60	Humble	85	Energetic
11	Disagreeable	36	Frugal	61	Friendly	86	Cheerful
12	Simple	37	Formal	62	Terse	87	Nosey
13	Fancy	38	Relaxed	63	Adventurous	88	Impulsive
14	Plain	39	Edgy	64	Hard-working	89	Loyal
15	Excited	40	Fussy	65	Timid	90	Needy
16	Studious	41	Groomed	66	Daring	91	Depressed
17	Inventive	42	Gallant	67	Gregarious	92	Manic
18	Creative	43	Inconsiderate	68	Dainty	93	Standoffish
19	Thrilling	44	Selfish	69	Provocative	94	Brazen
20	Independent	45	Selfless	70	Pitiful	95	Reckless
21	Dopey	46	Self-confident	71	Haughty	96	Dazed
22	Compassionate	47	Respectful	72	Lovable	97	Candid
23	Gentle	48	Considerate	73	Prim	98	Wily
24	Proud	49	Imaginative	74	Proper	99	Impartial
25	Wild	50	Busy	75	Ambitious	100	Plucky

Locations

There are lots of locations within the primary location a DM chooses. First off, this game is intended to be played within the setting of a fairly large, cosmopolitan city. That doesn't mean it's dominated by humans, or culturally advanced, but it does mean there's likely a smattering of several races that get along without too much racism. It might be ruled by a monarchy or perhaps a college of wizards. The guard force might all be young draftees or it might be an elite force of golems or minotaurs or something scary that encourages the players to employ stealth tactics/distractions/lies to avoid getting caught.

Here are some general locations in and around the city to think about:

Churches Stables Guild Halls Wizard Towers Guard Outposts Soldier Barracks Castles Lavish Gardens Graveyards Noble Mansions Slaughterhouses

Shops Bazars Mills Libraries Wells Courtyards Alleyways Docks Dockhouses Anchored Ships Arenas

Abandoned Houses Serf Shacks Mines Logging Camps Town Squares Slums Laborer Houses Brothels Parks Breweries Town Halls

Nearby Farms Sewers Fountains Trash Pits Rookeries Weavers Dyers Carpenters Tanners Potters Cobblers

Smiths Bakers Butchers Grocers Money Exchangers Armorers Fletchers Alchemists Apothecaries Healers Fortune Tellers

Bar Name Generator Chart

Drinking establishments have always been a popular location in D&D as a social location where folk gather in close proximity publicly. Your city should have a few bars of varying clientele. Places on main streets are likely to be rowdier and more light-hearted while back-alley locations can be seedier, rougher or more subdued.

Quick and Easy:

1: Roll a d20 for each column.

2: Put it together: The + Prefix Adjective + Suffix Noun + Location Type

Examples: The Brooding Unicorn Saloon, The Sad Knight's Keep

Optionally: Pick out the parts you like and go with that.

Table: Easy Bar Name Generator

#	Prefix Adjective	Suffix Noun	Location Type
1	Slippery	Eel	Inn
2	Frozen	Boar	Tavern
3	Golden	Maiden	Bar
4	Silver	Oak	Grotto
5	Grand	Unicorn	Saloon
6	Stout	Lion	Pub
7	Green	Dragon	Hotel
8	Shining	Bull	House
9	Royal	Court	Keep
10	Purple	Goose	Eatery
11	Red	Horse	Hole
12	Blue	Griffin	Nest
13	Black	Tower	Place
14	White	Knight	Pit
15	Whispering	Serpent	Bazaar
16	Brooding	Barrel	Cantina
17	Dancing	Table	Oasis
18	Ghostly	Stone	Hall
19	Sad	Goat	Stage
20	Marble	King	Enclave

Advancing The Plot

Just because the point of the game is to rack up a swath of murder-death-kills, doesn't mean that something particularly interesting can't be happening in the background. This is D&D and the players will likely still want to roleplay their vagabonds and look into intrigue (or at the least, pay attention) when something strange starts to happen. Now, it's up to the DM how much, if any, extra plot he wants to throw in, but here are some suggestions.

• Ügar is some portentous omen of disaster. There are rumors going around that <Insert Horrible Catalyst Here> is gonna wipe out <Insert Name of City Here>. Perhaps a meteor, earthquake, volcano, tarrasque or other mega-horrible-bad-thing is going to hit, and oddly, this coincides with the deadline given by Ügar for the vagabonds.
• A weird cult moved into town and began kidnapping people. Perhaps the vagabonds see this while skulking around at night. Perhaps even one of them is captured. Try not to feel bad for the sacrifices any vagabond is thrown into a cage with.
• A street gang has recently been in a turf war with another street gang. Perhaps the vagabonds want to "help".
• A beast was discovered to be lurking in the sewers and comes out at night. The guards have been unable to catch it.
• Ügar ups the ante by making the vagabonds stronger, faster, better and tougher each day.
• A seemingly unkillable warlord has parked his army outside of town, beckoning those within to send forth their worthy champions.
• A blackmarket alchemist's fire deal goes south and crates of the stuff are found loaded up.
• A sphere of annihilation slowly floats through town, wrecking up stuff it comes into contact with, like buildings. I wonder what would happen if a cursed vagabond touched it.
• Every time the vagabonds come back after being killed, they appear more fiendish, even those who've been killing bad guys.
• Ügar wants the vagabonds to kill so that all the slaughter brings him back to the material plane in physical form, and he uses the winner as his avatar.
• Instead of raising them as who they were, Ügar instead reincarnates them (just without any Constitution- or level-loss stuff). At least there's no chance of coming back as a badger this time. Use the table below instead though, since it has only ECL 1 races on it.

Table: ECL 1 Reincarnations

d%	Incarnation
01–03	Aroghin
04–06	Changeling
07–09	Deeka
10–12	Deep Dwarf
13–15	Hill Dwarf
16–18	Mountain Dwarf
19–20	Aquatic Elf
21–22	Drow Elf
23–24	Gray Elf
25–26	High Elf
27–28	Wild Elf
29–30	Wood Elf
31–34	Forest Gnome
35–38	Rock Gnome
39–41	Goblin
42–44	Orckin Goblin
45–49	Half-Elf
50–54	Half-Orc
55–57	Deep Halfling
58–60	Lightfoot Halfling
61–63	Tallfellow Halfling
64–72	Human
73–75	Kobold
76–79	Lizardfolk
80–83	Malaquian
84–87	Orc
88–89	Chicken Orc
90–91	Minotaurus
92–95	Spotted Gnoll
96–99	Yuan-ti
100	Other (DM's Choice)

Having Fun

With this sort of game, you diverge into "stuff you should generally avoid in a D&D game" territory. Since the players won't all be in one location and are competing against each other, that can be a mess to run, because at some point, players are just going to be sitting there not particularly invested in the goings on of someone else. DMs are encouraged to let other non-participating players make some rolls on his behalf. Obviously, this makes hiding certain rolls difficult (you know, because DMs like to fudge rolls at their own discretion behind screens), so they don't need to be made for every roll (or particularly important rolls). Players rolling for the DM also adds a sense of competition.

If the DM wants to increase the likelihood of the vagabonds running into each other while they're out, make the location of opportunity smaller. At the very least, they're more likely to run into the aftermath of their competitors. This sort of scattered PC game lends itself well to a play-by-post forum setup where players aren't actively sitting around a table waiting for their turn to come up and participate. This will additionally give DMs time to plot out more detail if his PCs are highly tactical in their approach, allowing them to make better decisions.

Additionally, it's up to the DM to be as entertaining as possible in this game. He should never waste an opportunity to add a little extra flair or description. NPCs can be talkative and say dumb things. Surroundings can be comical with little details out of place. Catching your gamers off guard will get them to stay tuned in and invested in the game. Be sure to include lots of sensory detail in your descriptions. Smells and sounds are just as important as sights when describing a location. Introducing a goat farmer who totes his goat-wife around on a leash that he argues with (in one-sided conversations) is much more entertaining than an old, bearded farmer fellow.

Who They Kill

Perhaps some cursed vagabond still feels a sense of justice he must abide by and decides to use his curse as a means of taking down a ruthless cult or street gang. On the other side, one of his compatriots decides just to kill indiscriminately in order to rack up kills. Maybe another decides to let a local church of war in on his secret and asks for their assistance. A good DM, like Ügar, rewards roleplaying too. Players shouldn't be punished for well-thought character choices. Let them play the character they want to play.

Redemption could be a strong motivating force for some characters who may feel that they squandered (or simply failed) when opportunity knocked for them in the past. This curse finally gives them a chance to make a difference in the world, but now they've only got a week.

Taking Mercy

He never announced himself as "Ügar The Fair and Just!" (unless you did announce him as that, in which case that's on you now). He just wants to be entertained (unless you give him other motivations). If someone falls behind in score (or dies perhaps a bit too frequently), Ügar isn't above handing out boons of his own, such as weapons, one-shot items or other advantages. Everyone should have fun, and feeling like you're still in the game can alleviate a lot of frustration, especially after a bout of bad dice luck.

Starting The Game

The game starts with the vagabonds gathered around the fire. Give the players a few minutes to acclimate themselves to the other vagabonds around the fire and their surroundings. At the first stroke of midnight, Ügar arrives and delivers his curse and speech (as you read earlier in: The Setup).

From here, the DM has to pace the days, track the players and their kills (as well as how much "time" they've used). Organization and a little preparation work will help here. Mostly, you'll just need some space to write and track things.

If your game starts running long (or looks like it's going to), Ügar can always push up the deadline as "cosmic forces have realigned" or whatever.

Finishing The Game

At midnight on the 7th day, the game ends. The vagabonds all drop dead where they stand and meet up with Ügar in some sort of afterlife plane of your description. Depending on how menacing you want Ügar to be, the location could range from a hovering obsidian chunk over a lake of endless churning lava where colossal worms breach and scream in the distance or a grassy valley dotted by boulders and golden trees all surrounded by monumentally-high cliff sides. It is here that Ügar passes his judgement (and you give denouement for the game).

Since the ultimate goal of this "quest" is to win, the DM can handle this in several ways… through the use of Ügar, Master of Plot. The gist is that the players should be rewarded for playing well, rather than how they ultimately place. "Winning" is just bragging rights rather than why everyone was playing. Do the players work together to take out their victims? Ügar honors cooperative spirit! Do they refuse to kill each other during a tie that came down to sudden death? Ügar awards noble vagabonds! Do the players work together the whole time only to be backstabbed by one player at the very end? Ügar awards this treachery… but also everyone else. There's some comedy to be had from the situation, so play with that when it comes to the end game. Feel free to have Ügar mock or jest with the vagabonds, as they are his entertainment. The more entertaining you make everything, the more likely everyone at the table is going to have fun.

Closing Words

The purpose of this game is to "take a break and stretch your legs" as it were, for D&D in general. Often times, during a long campaign, pressure or stagnancy can arise. This short game is designed to alleviate that feeling and make D&D feel fresh again in general. This goes for DMs too, who might just need a bit of a short break from heavily structured plot.

Also, as DM, feel free to use whatever silly tactics the PCs develop with their vagabonds for taking down tougher targets against their other characters later in another game.

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