<Ganteka>: on slippery surfaces, you can use it on a flat surface <Ganteka>: have the wizard grease the floor, the bard slides in on his shield, rocking a badass lute solo <Ganteka>: Suddenly, with his awesome performance, all the goblins are fascinated, and the rogue slips in and steals all their women... er, gold <Ganteka>: no one wants goblin women <Ganteka>: Especially not goblins
<Ganteka>: you certainly never hear goblins saying "I'm gonna head home from trying to kill myself through poor tactics so I can spend time with my wife" <HolisticHavvy>: That's because saying that would be better tactics than not saying it. <Ganteka>: and this explains the high frequency of goblin patrols <Ganteka>: "Seriously dude, I've got like 30 kids. Every time I go home, she rapes me." <HolisticHavvy>: Why are you married to her? <Cidolfas>: "Because I love it. God, I love it." <Ganteka>: "The dowery was excellent. Also, her father wanted her out of the house and threatened to kill me."
<Mimicteka>: "I'm full of candy, gold and porno, come closer." The treasure chest said, beckoning with a pseudopod
<Havvy>: Creatures can leak out of the positive energy plane. <Havvy>: Everything else does, after all. <Havvy>: I imagine the positive energy plane to be a white hole. <Havvy>: But also weaker than the negative energy plane. <Havvy>: Tautologically weaker than the negative energy plane at that. <Havvy>: If the positive energy plane was stronger, time would reverse, and the positive energy plane would become the negative energy plane. <Havvy>: If they were equal, there would be no time.
2:03 44 <MisterSinister>: Havvy: "You are my god!"
