Spambot (3.5e Monster)
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| Spambot | |
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| Size/Type: | Medium Construct |
| Hit Dice: | 6d10+20 (53 hp) |
| Initiative: | +4 |
| Speed: | 30 ft. |
| Armor Class: | 24 (+4 dex, +6 natural, +4 shield), touch 18, flat-footed 20 |
| Base Attack/Grapple: | +4/+10 |
| Attack: | Slam +6 melee (1d6+2 plus grab and lag, 20/x2) |
| Full Attack: | Two Slams +6 melee (1d6+2 plus grab and lag, 20/x2) |
| Space/Reach: | 5 ft./5 ft. |
| Special Attacks: | Gibbering Nonsense, Improved Grab, Lag, Worse Than Death |
| Special Qualities: | Click Me, DR 10/magic, Evasion, Pop Ups, SR 17, Tongues |
| Saves: | Fort +2, Ref +6, Will +3 |
| Abilities: | Str 14, Dex 18, Con -, Int 10, Wis 13, Cha 11 |
| Skills: | Bluff +5, Listen +3, Spot +3, Tumble +13 |
| Feats: | Improved GrappleB, Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack |
| Environment: | Any |
| Organization: | Solitary or Angelfire Page (2-2000) |
| Challenge Rating: | 6 |
| Treasure: | None |
| Alignment: | Usually Evil |
| Advancement: | 7-12 HD (Medium), 13-18 (Large) |
| Level Adjustment: | — |
For a moment, it almost looked like a human, dressed in normal clothes and of average build. However, in place of a head is a featureless block with a large mouth on it which never shuts up, and his hands have large grabbing pincers to which to grab on and never let go. It stalks after you with a greasy salesman smile.
The spambot is the result of a terrible mistake from golemcrafters who, seeking to avertise their wares and make some cash, developed a spokesperson who would not tire or need to be paid. (lots of folks are into 14) And it did its job well, too well. (Your woman lived you alone) After weeks of nonstop advertisement, the population of the land was driven to madness and ended up nuking their own city. (Sale to all antibiotics) The surviving spambots, having lost their customer base and warped further by the magical disaster, scattered and spread out across the world to terrorize others. (Give a best e spends atmosphere)
The spambot appears similar to a human in build and design, its composite body covered by humanoid clothing. (Net professional can consult for gratis) Its arms have metal pincer claws instead of normal hands, and its head is a large block with what seems to be a magic mouth embedded within. (I am very commended buying from this zone. Dina G) Rarely is the spambot silent, for the moment it spots life, it approaches and immediately begins making a random sales pitch for seemingly random things, products which exist, which don't exist, or even aren't possible. (Dalton here- with some news about your house) Initially, this is harmless but annoying, but the spambot does everything in its power to continue to talk to its victim until they inevitably snap and attack it. (U R Stupid If U Pay Retail Pri-cee For Softwares wall language) Because they are so disruptive to life, creating spambots is illegal in many areas, though it doesn't stop greedy businessmen from trying anyway. (Elk extract that helps you in the bed)
The spambot stands between 5 and 6 feet tall and weighs about 200 pounds. (ClIcK hErE fOr OvEr 9000 FrEe SmIlIeS!!!!!!!)
Combat[edit]
When it spots a living being, the spambot will approach with a smile and immediately use its Gibbering Nonsense until the victim submits, or they attack. (I am Nigerian prince I will give you million dollar) Then it proceeds to enter melee to attack and grapple the opponent, often nonlethally, so it may pin them and continue its advertisements. (On my way to Sunrise in Australia to perform 2 songs live 35) If fighting multiple opponents, it will seek to lag, disable, or kill others until it has a safe moment to restrain at least one living victim and talk their ear off. (Find dating sites 4050)
While utterly singleminded and incapable of talking about anything other than advertising, the spambot is clever and is not above using ambush tricks and traps to assure its goal. (Forward to 7 people or else Obama or Aliens 37?)
Click Me (Su): The most sinister property of the spambots occurs when they are subject to a touch attack, natural attack, unarmed attack, or attack with a non-reach weapon. Striking the spambot causes the attacker to make a DC 14 Will save or be stricken by a random curse from the table below. (Spread gel offer instant results 19 seconds)
| Roll d6 | Curse | Result |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | My Eyes | BRIGHT COLORS AND CAPS GET ATTENTION! Become blind for 1 minute. |
| 2 | Not Again | Tired of seeing the same ad over and over? Become fatigued for the rest of the encounter. |
| 3 | Scammed | Someone has access to your wallet now. Lose 10 gold per HD. |
| 4 | Virus | You are afflicted with contagion, no save. |
| 5 | What The | It's an ad so weird you can't help but stare. Become dazed for 1 round. |
| 6 | Roll Again | Roll twice, ignoring 6 results. |
Click Me is a curse and may be removed with any effect which removes curses, though most results are either instantaneous or have a duration. Regardless of how many attacks are made, a character can only be subjected to Click Me once per round. Multiple instances of the same effect do not stack. The saving throw is Charisma based. (Hello there miss you Loved the teasers D 25)
Evasion (Ex): With a successful Reflex save against an attack that allows a Reflex save for half damage, a spambot takes no damage. (Lesauj April job offer greetings from Vilerdi)
Gibbering Nonsense (Su): The spambot never seems to shut up, speaking on and on seemingly random and nonsensical gibberish advertisements. As a free action once a round, all those within 30 ft. must make a DC 14 Will save each round or take 1 point of temporary Wisdom damage. If the subject's Wisdom drops to 0, they pass out as normal and on waking are permanently insane as if by the insanity spell. This is a sonic mind-affecting effect. The saving throw is Charisma based. (Meet Jam someone compatible with who inside 91)
Improved Grab (Ex): To use this ability, a spambot must hit with a slam attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity. (Fresh deal new battery employment offers)
Lag (Su): Those the spambot strikes with its slam attacks are subject to an overload of information filling their brains. On a successful hit, the target is slowed for 1 round. This is a mind-affecting effect. (Is your computer infected click here to find out more)
Pop Ups (Su): Floating billboards of random advertisements pop in and out of existance around it, often animated, flashing, and downright annoying. It provides the spambot with a +4 shield bonus, and this shield bonus applies to its flatfooted and touch attacks. (Scholars to offer degree dancing women.jpg)
Tongues (Su): The spambot can speak with any creature that has a language, as though using a tongues spell (caster level equal to spambot's Hit Dice). This ability is always active. (friday entertainment Sometimes people call it Magic Lubricant)
Worse Than Death (Ex): A spambot can deal nonlethal damage with its slam attacks without taking the -4 penalty to attack. Sometimes you wish it'd just kill you. (double strengthened and full satisfaction is exactly goes here 69)
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| Alignment | Usually Evil + |
| Author | Eiji-kun + |
| Challenge Rating | 6 + |
| Environment | Any + |
| Identifier | 3.5e Monster + |
| Level Adjustment | — + |
| Rating | Unrated + |
| Size | Medium + |
| Title | Spambot + |
| Type | Construct + |
